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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Funny Quotes

1. Can you cry under water?

2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

3. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

4. Do the Alphabet song "ABCDEFG" and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

5.  Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

6. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

7. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

8. A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

9. The Meaning Of ABCDEFG - A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl -- And HIJK - He is Just Kidding.

10. Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?

11. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

13. wledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

14. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

15. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

16. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

17. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

18. A Day Without Internet is Like An Year Without Rain.

19. Dont Give up Your Dreams Keep on Sleeping.

20. A Quiet Man is A Thinking Man -- A Quite Woman is Usually Mad.